We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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