i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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