I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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