There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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