if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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