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I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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