is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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