They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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