I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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