just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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