Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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