sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I DEMAND FORESKIN
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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