Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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