She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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