I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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