His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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