I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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