I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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