found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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