Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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