So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
