if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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