And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
it glows. i had to have it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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