I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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