This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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