so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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