I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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