Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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