Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he thought i was a dude.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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