can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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