I got chris browned last night
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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