When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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