Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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