Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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