if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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