I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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