Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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