i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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