Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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