I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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