how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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