wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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