If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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