I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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