Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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