THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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