her vagine was all disorganized.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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