i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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