My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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