your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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