im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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