Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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