..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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