The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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