I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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