How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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