I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hello my rib-scented angel!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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