This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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